We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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