Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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