Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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