bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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