What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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