therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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