Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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