she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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