How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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