Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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