Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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