you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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this will be a night to untag.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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