ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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