I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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