normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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