Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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