I want to stick my p in your. b.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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