I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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