Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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