Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Let's paint friendship bongs
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
we should paint friendship bongs
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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