i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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