I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
it hurts more in the daytime
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
My vagina is very pro this idea
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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