I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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