I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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