quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
