then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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