Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini