But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt