I looked at my own cervix.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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