Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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