I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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