Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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