who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
you mean i was at the winter classic?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Randomize