Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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