yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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