we have officially lost it.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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