Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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