I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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