She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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