The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Swine flu is the new snow day.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
My liver just had a heart attack.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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