quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
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he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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