doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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