yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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