On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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