I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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