I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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