I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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