Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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