But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm at about main and main street
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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