can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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