I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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