It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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