yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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