and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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