So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
