when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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