dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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