Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Swine flu is the new snow day.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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