it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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