By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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