I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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