Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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