i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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